Asshole. That’s your code name. Don’t bother with the disguise; we know that you’re the same. Your musley and beefy (oh year), my mouth is spent. You celebrate Mardi gras, but don’t pay attention to lent. I scan to the back of the alumni magazines for OPC’s. I patiently await your name in the oh-bee-2-are-ees. I admit that I seethe when those I’m hating succeed but there is still laughter at thee. Ha ha hee hee hee heee. Hit men. That’s an order. To avoid a job with the asshole, to amass ad time for the super bowl, to avoid a job with the asshole, these are ambitions. Goals! Goals! Are you feeling faint from that man kissing a man? Pass out! I wish your body were taller and the ground a little bit sharper it true? No woman no buddy (nobody), right? That’s why you’ll settle for a girlfriend that you don’t even like (awwww…)

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    General Commentthis is about avoiding working with mean bosses and how you acheive it with GOALS GOALS GOOOOOOOOAALS
    vacantjoshson August 22, 2002   Link

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