Woe is you? No! Woe is me!
For I am the Lonely Man!
I've no wife, I've no life!
For I am the Lonely Man!

There is only one thing
That can take my mind away
It's this sweet little thing
And it makes me feel just great

It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend
I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end
It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet
If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet

But still, I am the Lonely Man!
All I eat is lousy t.v. dinners!
I have no more friends, where did they all go?
Oh yeah, that's right, they're with the winners.

I guess it's ok
Because here is my secret life
It's green and it's fuzzy
And it keeps me away from the knife

It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend
I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end
It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet
If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet

It's my Chiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
My little Chia Pet!


Lyrics submitted by owlfnshow

The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet song meanings
Add your thoughts

1 Comment

sort form View by:

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain