Intoxicated, the way I go through life
Inebriated, and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last think I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea!
Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3)

Punk is what it is, until you're getting paid
This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase
They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad
we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea! Live
Fast! Diarrhea! (x3)

Blockbuster generates 20% of its revenue through late fees
my lifestyle does make a difference
By stragegically failing
I'm proactivly participating in a conservitive effort to expand the nations GNP
this is my contract with America

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea! Live
Fast! Diarrhea! (x3)


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    General Commentyou know why this song is so cool? cause every member of the vandals contributed to writing it. and its loud and fast and funny and awesome. but so are all their songs so thats not what makes it special.
    tomscahillIVon December 15, 2004   Link

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