"I Hate Love Songs" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you

I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
Like you
Like you

I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you

I'm bored
with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily

I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you

I'm bored
with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily

I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love!

I hate love so I hate you


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    General CommentThis was my motto for awhile
    Miss_spideron May 02, 2002   Link
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    General Commentstill is mine
    666_kill_me_666on November 03, 2004   Link
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    General Comment"I hate everything I can't have, so I hate you"
    That sounds selfish, but it's the same way I think all the time
    especially when it's only cos sumbody dusn't believe you when you say you love them...
    GWAR F*CKIN RULE!!! \m/
    Chabowskion January 10, 2005   Link
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    General CommentYeah, I agree with Miss_spider. There are times that this song is so true for me....
    Kaiston September 20, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis is the best song ever written. Seriously.
    Androon January 31, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is kind of ironic- it's a song about hating love songs, but it can be interpreted as a love song.
    "Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
    Like you"
    tuxedopilgrimon May 24, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThe lyric is "You took the very best of me", and not "got".
    Shadowtechon July 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentjust a bit of trivia: supposedly derks (balsac) wrote the song, and was supposed to do the vocals on Carnival of Chaos, but got cold feet at the last minute and orr (beefcake) took it at the last minute.
    rev23devon July 07, 2006   Link
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    General CommentMaria..............Im gaaaaaay
    kylie fagne
    AnalDriveron January 24, 2008   Link

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