is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis
i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us
mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine
fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine

first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek
who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week
seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums
everyone in anal cunt is dumb

fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids
tim has a kid,but he never gets laid
john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band
scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand


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    General Commentis this even a real song?
    SpIlLsKiSsEson April 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti have no idea, but if it is, its prety pathetic... (no offense to who ever wrote it) but there is nothing artistic about this
    forget the starson April 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti'm glad you are the one to judge what's artistic or not, because i was wondering who had the final say in that sort o thing. I think that Anal Cunt is much like Marcel Duchamp painting a mustache on a reproduction of Leonardo Di Vinci's Mona Lisa. They challenge what music is... they challenge what we except in society & challenge our culture. The fact that they produce anything with an an attempt to challenge others is quite artistic, in my mind.
    crazymoseson April 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwell said, crazymoses...i completely agree.
    BeautifulDisasteron May 10, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song sucks no offense to you guys but man get a life
    If all you write about is nothing basically is that worth
    having
    a band, no, so grow up make real music it isn't that hard
    smileslovemeon May 23, 2002   Link
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    General Commentlol, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
    living_a_lieon May 23, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHey smilesloveme... they may write about stupid shit but they make more money than you do.
    mourninghasbrokenon June 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentEveryone makes more money than me, but why do you have to rub that sorta stuff in? Anyways, anal cunt is great for... well.... being something other than m&m to stir up the shit-talking. They aren't serious and their music is rather pathetic, but hey, it's still out there....
    Caielon June 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI would be embarassed to say that I had written this song, never mind having them sing this. This isnt a song, its just a bunch of sentences that have nothing to do with the other making fun of the members of this faggot band.
    MusicEqualsLifeon June 30, 2002   Link
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    General Comment"anal cunt", is that some pathetic attempt to try and SHOCK people into buying their music? I can just imagine the conversation,

    "Hey dude, i nearly stood on my board without falling off today"

    "cool. Hey, y'know what I want for my 13th birthday? that "anal cunt" record"

    "yeah man, that would like, totally piss your parents off. Goddamn, my linkin park hoodie is catching in my board"
    propheton June 30, 2002   Link

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