"Friggin' In The Riggin'" as written by and Steve Jones....
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters


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"Friggin' in the Riggin'" as written by Stephen Philip Jones

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    General CommentWhat a song!!! I love it, well I think we all know what its about... teehee! My favourite part is : "The cabin boy was Flipper
    He was a fuckin' nipper
    He stuffed his ass with broken glass
    And circumcised the skipper " after a few times of listening to it, I finally got what it meant and I was like :-O
    Charlotte-Molkoon September 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthee.. I was about to add this song.. :) I'm glad I checked first. Friggin great Sex Pistols song.
    Benji_Scumon September 26, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is just a cover. it's actually an old welsh rugby song
    InciTeon March 26, 2003   Link
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    General Commentits so gross and so funny. Sex Pistols rox. SID LIVES....Johnny has the kewlest voice mmmmm
    PUNKieBrewster29on April 01, 2003   Link
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    General Commentjohnny didnt sing this, he had already left the band
    rockerdude614on April 16, 2004   Link
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    General Commenthow embarrasing, PUNKieBrewster29...

    mind you, I'm sure its just chance that glen sounds like jonny
    rakkaon May 27, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis song is very fun! Sex Pistols are true punks along with Ramones and the Clash. Punk is an attitude. It's not about the clothes you wear although dressing punk is quite fun. It's about being yourself. Some "punks" act like total assholes to random people and that isn't the point.
    ripsweetadelineon July 02, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti was nine when i first heard this(when it was out originally),thanks to older brother.didn't really understand it 'till i was about 12,then i pissed myself laughing.quality tune.
    chineapple punxon October 08, 2004   Link
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    General CommentA Cover Song, About Masturbation.
    BanditBoyon February 15, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI think the name, maybe, just gives it away. Was sang by Steve Jones.
    Whatsername1251on April 04, 2005   Link

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