I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS
AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME
IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT
I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW
BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY
SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG
WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE


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    General Commenthahahah!!!..... ahh, the novelty already wore off....
    myownprison333on May 03, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis is kinda funny actually. What's sad is that some people would really do that
    NtoTheDrkon May 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentCaiel, You present yourself as an uninformed jack ass. You don't know a thing about Anal Cunt..and that shows. The band broke up in the mid 90's. People still like them today? hmm..I guess that proves they weren't forgotten. Get a sense of humor.
    Pins 4Skinson August 15, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthey 4skin, i was at A.C.'s last show in Oct. it was at some shithole in jamaica plain
    InciTeon August 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commentanal cunt broke up?
    GoGs_RaMmS+eInon August 26, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyou people have no clue. anal cunt was formed to be the worst band in the world. they aren't artistic, they aren't avant-garde, they are offensive. that's the entire point in the band. to be horrible and write offensive lyrics. if you don't realize that, you're an idiot. i personally like anal cunt, i own a few of their records and downloaded all of the records i couldn't find. they are all insanely smart people, from what i gathered from interviews. they are not racist, they are not sexist, they are not fascist in any way. the whole point was to piss people off.
    scissorquizon July 01, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentbest line:
    IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
    Panathinaikos5on January 21, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentso thats why chinese food tastes so good...
    preschoolxgenocideon July 23, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND "
    hahahahahahahaha, my ribs!
    B12on September 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWill anyone actually remember A.C. in three days, after these idiots stop dredging up every song they've ever even thought of singing? The only reason people even look at these is because an A.C. song is almost always the "Latest Lyric" and because it's offensive to, well, everyone and everything. All their songs are good til you get about 2 seconds deep, then it's the same shit ad nauseum
    Caielon June 13, 2002   Link

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