Two California valley boys
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don't pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
It's no bogus journey
It's their hearts' true yearning
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They're practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They're practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
' Cause you know what's on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they're not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another's tubes
One's dark, one is blond
Day an night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other's sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient Greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It's no bogus journey
It's a boner journey
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin


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    General CommentOkay, I get that these guys are gay. But why does every song of theirs have to be about homosexuals? I really don't care to listen to gay horny guys talk about this stuff, and I don't like hearing straight horny guy songs either.
    anarchysomething44on June 29, 2002   Link
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    General Commentgee, dun like hearing gay horny guys?....THEN DON'T LISTEN TO THEM...dumb ass....
    punk_rock_fagon July 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThat song is a shit... U can just masturbate with some songs of them... Do, masturbating while listening a song is not that bad!!! I do not care str8 or gay fags... Punks do not a care about gay or stright guys. If I like, i fuck and suck... Is it bad???
    PunkBGAyon June 21, 2003   Link
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    General Commenti personaly love this song, unlike a lot of there song i find this one a really sweet, story of two best friend how grew up and ened up with each others dick in there mouths.
    edelweiss pirateLWon September 06, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI like the fact that they're gay and punk.
    NeverXMindon December 18, 2010   Link

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