"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

(gong noise)

Luke:
WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use
'Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the Fuck Shop!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the Fuck Shop!

Luke (squeaky voice):
YOU'RE IN THE FUCK SHOP, BABEEEE!
I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3: Luke
In the Fuck Shop! That's where it's at!
In the Fuck Shop! The place to splak!
In the Fuck Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the Fuck Shop! Fuckin' all the hoes!

(gong noise)

Luke:
THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN' AT THE FUCK SHO-O-O-OP!!


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    General Commenti can't believe no one has posted the lyrics for "Dick Almighty" yet.
    roger wilcoon May 13, 2002   Link
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    General Comment=0 oh MY
    catherinekson May 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHow can one not like a song that starts with the guitar riffs from"Sweet Child O' Mine" and "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love?"
    Black Dahliaon November 03, 2004   Link
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    My InterpretationI've listened to this song a lot and I've come to the conclusion this song is about a house of ill repute where it is common practice to diddle whores in the bed provided then wash your penis in a small sink......
    Skattmannon August 07, 2015   Link

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