"Touch My Tooter" as written by Jr. Melchiondo and Aaron Freeman....
Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove

Baby, ain't it pretty lazy, and ain't it crazy
When you think it's all smooth
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?

Sonny, ain't it funny?
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Take it down for me!
Bring it on!
Touch my tooter, smoocher!
Ahhhh!

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove


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"Touch My Tooter" as written by Michael Melchiondo Aaron Freeman

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    General CommentThis song is about erectile dysfunction.
    Gorillagorillaon July 30, 2006   Link
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    Lyric CorrectionIts touch my tooter smoocher
    QueenWeenon December 18, 2011   Link

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