THE BIBLE IS CRAP
the bible is crap, jerry falwell's a rat. the christian coalition is a bunch of claptrap. the bible is crap, pat robertson needs a slap, i hate their world, gonna destroy that. i stole my copy from a motel room. read about cain and abel and all their doom. how the walls of jericho came tumbling down. they smote and lied in every town. how jesus turned water into wine, so the 12 apostles could have a drunken time. how god said to abraham, "kill me a son". melrose place was never this much fun. chorus: i got dropped off at the bible camp. the preacher there was reading mein kampf. they said i could stay, but i slept in the snow. i'd be safe from hell at 20 below. the bible is crap, jerry falwell's a rat. those pious liars i'd like to slap. they tried to get me into bible class, but I got up there and kicked them in the ass'. (chorus)


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