"The Logic of Crocodiles" as written by and Jordan Taylor Buckley Andrew John Williams....
i am a very important person. i've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph. hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford. i have a very expensive pen. i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings. i have everything, let me show you around. smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance. love is just an exchangeof corporate documents. i've reviewed your rapport and i feel you're a prospect for mechanical salvation. this is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties involved. technically this is just a business merger. a consolidation of liquid assets. we are respectively geared towards customer service. there is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you're willing, i am sure we could synchronize agendas. swift, and efficient satisfaction. through innovative planning, we could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive and adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment meeting. promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline. raises are granted based on performance.


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    General CommentI LOVE THIS SONG. Whenever I have excess energy I play this song at maximum volume. This band rocks!
    You Vandal 592on June 30, 2002   Link
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    General CommentSaw it live.F-in nuts.
    XinfatuatedXon July 17, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is a company picnic in my naval
    Chris Hodgeon September 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentJESUS CHRIST!!!!! CAN YOU SAY BADASS MO-FO'S... THESE GUYS MAKE KILLING CHILDREN LOOK LIKE HAVING CAKE AND ICE CREAM......NOT REALY BUT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING BAD AND THIS SONG IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE.........QUESTION? DID THIS GUY GET THESE LYRICS OFF OF A RESUME OR APPLICATION OR SOME SORT OF MEMO FROM WORK..... WHO CARES THSE GAUYS ARE BADASS IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LIVE THEN YOU ARE MISSING OUT AND IF YOU HAVENT EVEN HEARD THEM THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF CUZ ITS OVER ONCE YOU HEAR THESE BASTARDS....."I HAVE A VERY EXPENSIVE PEN"!!!!!
    EVERYTIMEIDIEon September 10, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love this song. The lyrics are actually kind of humorous if you ask me. Great song.
    fivestarsforfailureon March 06, 2003   Link
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    General Commenthilarious lyrics; very clever indeed!
    inlieuon March 10, 2003   Link
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    General Commentkeith is one of the greatest song writters of our time, but all of you people suck dick, i hate you
    murderwasthecaseon June 24, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI love this song like you all too :o). I just hope no one takes those lyrics seriously. Keith himself even said in an interview on lambgoat.com that he wrote the lyrics before one of his college classes and was like half drunk when he did it. He went on to say how the lyrics actually have no meaning what so ever. The quote from jordan was

    "I just think it’s funny, on a little side note, that after Keith told me I can’t help. When we play “Logic of Crocodiles” live, and Keith’s like, “Yeah, I wrote this song after I had no sleep and was just really drunk, and it means absolutely nothing,” and you know, you see all these kids pull metaphors, and get up on stage, kids are just fucking punching each other in the face, screaming like the words to the song. And I can’t help just like, I mean I love the song, it’s one of my favorite songs and I love the lyrics. I just can’t help but just smile when I see kids going bonkers, not realizing that they’re screaming words that make no sense, and came from, like, a drunk insomniac two days before a recording."
    underthegunhxcon July 02, 2003   Link
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    General CommentJordan: I just think it’s funny, on a little side note, that after Keith told me I can’t help. When we play “Logic of Crocodiles” live, and Keith’s like, “Yeah, I wrote this song after I had no sleep and was just really drunk, and it means absolutely nothing,” and you know, you see all these kids pull metaphors, and get up on stage, kids are just fucking punching each other in the face, screaming like the words to the song. And I can’t help just like, I mean I love the song, it’s one of my favorite songs and I love the lyrics. I just can’t help but just smile when I see kids going bonkers, not realizing that they’re screaming words that make no sense, and came from, like, a drunk insomniac two days before a recording.
    underthegunhxcon July 02, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThis song's great even though it's not about anything. Even they said it wasn't. But thats kool. Every Time I Die is still a fucking awesome band if i've ever heard one. The new shit's awesome too.
    underthegunhxcon July 02, 2003   Link

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