"Who's Got the Crack?" as written by and Kimya Dawson Adam Green....
There’s no such thing as a harmless joke
There’s no such thing as a gentle toke
There’s no such thing as panama jack

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I am a goat in a moat with a boat

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It’s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but I’m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?




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"Who's Got the Crack" as written by Grr Anpar Adam Green

Lyrics © ADAM GREEN

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    General Commenthahahahahahahah i love this frickin song!!!!!
    alkalinegirlon April 23, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI've got the crack
    llama37on April 27, 2002   Link
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    General Commentlike the crack in my bum?
    fikuson June 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love this song soooooooo much
    VallerinaGirlon September 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI don't like it when my hair is poofy.
    HoldMyBoneson March 30, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyou left out this part right before the hippy part
    and by the way, it's "how to love" not loaf.

    i like it when my hair is poofy
    I like it when you slip me a roofy
    I like it when you've got the crack
    ZombieCrushon June 19, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyou left out this part right before the hippy part
    and by the way, it's "how to love" not loaf.

    i like it when my hair is poofy
    I like it when you slip me a roofy
    I like it when you've got the crack
    ZombieCrushon June 19, 2003   Link
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    General CommentIt's "forgot how to love" not loaf.
    ZombieCrushon June 19, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis is the best moldy peaches song!
    apacherosepeacockon June 27, 2003   Link
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    General CommentOh, peaches how I love you!!! My friends and I scream "who's got the crack" at the top of our lungs in the car and it's such good times.

    I think this song means....they are wondering who has the crack! hahaha :)
    riotgrl04on June 26, 2004   Link

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