come to see you at the mortuary,
you came 'round looking oh so scary
it was very very late at night,
and you gave me such a fright
we held hands to your lair
then you gave me that monster stare
being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs!

I’ll be all right,
with your claws wrapped around me in the dark night,
I will let you impale me
picnic in the cemetery,
turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY!
took a bath in baby’s blood,
saw your mutilated body and I…fell…in…love.

last night I went to your grave,
I trusted you to behave!
I know why you weren’t there-
you spent the night in the witch’s lair.
I ripped her heart in two,
this is the gift to you
'cause I’m the only one who’ll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!

have fun with her while I am watching you
watch out, I’ll lure in a pit of boiling brew
you said no one was as creepy as me,
and we’d be together eternally
give me back my plate of maggots, I never told you…
but you look like…BOB SAGET!

found another to be mine,
his name is Frankenstein
and on our ceiling hangs
the head of your Miss Thang
I’ll caress his green skin,
and together we’ll live in sin

he’s big, he’s mean,
and he’ll rip out your spine
and then your spleen,
and then it’s dinner time!
he bought me a guillotine,
that’s cause he’s so mean
and tonight on our date,
he’ll bring me a plate…
of your rotting vampire eyeballs.

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RVM (Rotting Vampire Eyeballs) song meanings
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    General CommentThis song is so sick, but it's a cool story. She puts up with him and thinks everything is perfect, then he cheats... and she gets over it cuz there's better things out there. Been there, done that, that's for sure! I LOVE TB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    VoCaLsViXeNSDon July 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis was the 1st TB song i heard.. it completely grabbed my attention... i mean what song wouldnt if the singer was yelping and screaming into the mic "BEING WITH YOU IS LIKE SUCKING ON ROTTING VAMPIRE EYEBALLS!!!!"
    WeEzeRennaon August 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commenteveryone who laughed so hard they cried when they first heard this song raise your hand ::raises hand:: maybe i'm the only one, but i about died laughing. then i figured out what it was about, but as Weezerenna said, the line *being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs* is bound to get your attention ^^
    closetoangelicon August 13, 2002   Link
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    General Comment*raises hand also*

    This song has to be one of the best TB takes a dead horse and gives it a whole new lease of life
    InvaderFromWithinon September 03, 2005   Link

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