sittin' on a Friday all alone,
to the pub I dare to roam
I walked right in and took a seat,
cute drunk boy I long to meet
sat alone, no one bought me drinks,
I gave up 'cause Irish boys stink!
open the bottle, step inside,
pop open the cork and wave goodbye
to the stupid Irish boys who never get the chance
to know me, sweep me off my feet, or get into my pants
I'll come back one day with a real man
he'll kiss my lips and he'll hold my hand
he'll show me off so everyone knows,
kiss my ear and suck my toes
never puke on my shoes,
sing those sorry drunken tunes,
when we go out, he'll buy me drinks --
he's not Irish, Irish boys stink!
so in walks this cute lad,
decides to tell me how much beer he's had
sets me up to put me on my throne,
then decides to take me home
right as we get to the bed,
he's so drunk he's passed out dead
this is why I've come to think
those fuckin' Irish boys, they stink!


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    General Commenti love this song
    svsthedy52on June 12, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love drinking songs, I guess cuz I love drinkin' huh? LoL. Vocals on this song kick... and the lyrics crack me up. I wonder if it's based on a true story?
    VoCaLsViXeNSDon July 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentTsunami bomb is awesome. This song is rather catchy.. its pretty self explainitory about its meaning.. irish boys stink right? heh.. But they sure are so damn sexy. :D
    HopesUnknownon September 07, 2002   Link
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    General CommentTsunami bomb is awesome. This song is rather catchy.. its pretty self explainitory about its meaning.. irish boys stink right? heh.. But they sure are so damn sexy. :D
    HopesUnknownon September 07, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyay... i saw flogging molly last nite. And i got to dance with all the cute irish boys:) hehe
    HopesUnknownon September 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about someone who was goin to f*ck an irish boy and he passed out before they did anything at least thats what i got out of it...i love this song it rocks!
    AsILayDyingon February 26, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about someone who was goin to f*ck an irish boy and he passed out before they did anything at least thats what i got out of it...i love this song it rocks!
    AsILayDyingon February 26, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI don't like this song. Just because Irish boys don't stink :(
    ninyhon April 24, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI know a few people who take this song seriously...it just makes it all the funnier, really
    InvaderFromWithinon September 03, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is not just about her f*cking an irish boy...but its about how they are good at nothing. she explains everything stupid that they do.
    And they dont know whats good. I think thats Agent m's message.hahaha. Shes saying.."How the f*ck can they not like me? They dont know what they are missing out on" haha
    Long_live_oi!on January 06, 2006   Link

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