The Girls of Porn

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else


My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

Lyrics submitted by Fear_Of_Mole_Rats

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  • +1
    General CommentIronic.

    I'm assuming 'soulmatesneverdie' has never heard of sarcasm.
    PureSophiston July 03, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentFirst par. = A sex radio station referring to caller number 666 winning a chance to have sex with osme hot girl.

    The urge is too much too take = He can't stand not jacking off
    All I can think about is playing with myself = All he can think about is masturbation
    It's time to masturbate = he's sitting down with a porn mag getting ready to jack off
    I got my hustler and i don't need nothing else = Hustler is slang for prostitute

    Ginger = A stereotype name for a hooker such as "candy" or a sex name a hooker would call themselves.

    My hand gets tired and my dick gets soar = His dick begins to hurt form masturbation
    But the girls of porn want more = Hes telling himself to jack off more
    I flip through the pages one more time = Hes looking at a porno mag
    And let the jism fly = Jism is a tech term for jizz or ejaculation of semen.

    A quarter for a peep show = Going to a "dancing" house costs a quarter to look a women
    Private booth talking to a naked whore = Flirting with whores in a booth
    XXX Video = "X" is an X rated movie or porno film. Comes after NC17 and R
    976 and I can wack it too the phone = no idea, can some1 clarify?

    Par 5. = I have no idea once again... clarify?

    Par 6. = He doesn't have an actual girlfriend but porn suits him fine. He's Mike Patton!

    Summary = The song is about masturbation or jacking off to porn video and mags
    BingoGuyon June 18, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis is my favorite song to masturbate to.
    TheEmilon October 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThese guys are my heros.
    SilentAenimaon August 12, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIs it just me or does this song have one of the greatest riffs of all time in it?
    Conscious Shadowon September 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWell, on the surface its about masterbating, but essentially, its about life.
    6biton April 07, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti fkn love this song - everyone tries to be profound these days but hardly anyone knows how to be original. i think a song about jerking off is very original :P
    Lesteron June 23, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSexual addiction rules the world.
    Sireneon December 13, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentConscious Shadow your quite right, amazing guitar riff, Bungle are the greatest!! Best Mike Patton project by far
    Buckethead_ruleson May 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentActually, it doesn't say "work it, it's dead dick".
    The song says "fourteen inch dead dick"
    This is the best song ever. :)
    unspeakablemeon June 21, 2005   Link

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