I can't explain glacial motion
Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean
I can't unfold the layers of mystery
Or piece together the tragedy of history, cause
Those lucky suckers,
They don't have to work
Make 3D billboards and big
30-foot smurfs.

Everybody wants to be naked and famous,
Everybody wants to be just like me
I'm naked
And famous

I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
I met a DJ who lived in seclusion
Reality and sobriety were her only delusions, and
Those lucky bastards
They didn't have to work
Make 3D billboards and big
30-foot smurfs

Don't get a nosebleed,
Don't get upset
We can't be naked and famous
Just yet
There's a big old dollar sign
On the sunset strip
You can send your friend a postcard
It ain't worth the trip


Lyrics submitted by carboncentric, edited by DrThunder

Naked and Famous Lyrics as written by David Michael Dederer Chris Ballew

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  • +2
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    They are saying "smirks", if you listen to the boston demo of the song you hear it clearly

    scourgeon March 12, 2009   Link
  • +2
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    yeah, it's smirks, but 30-foot smurfs is a hell of a lot funnier

    Trazon April 21, 2009   Link
  • +1
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    Actually, I think it's talking about how the singer keeps seeing all these billboards of scantily clad women and men, and laments the fact that they're getting paid loads of cash to essentially be naked.

    PrimoOoze1138on February 08, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    True...he's kinda, mocking models.

    SoundScientiston September 26, 2011   Link
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    It could mean that a man wants to be a still-life as opposed living breathing human. It would be easier just to be easier to be a big 30-foot smurf that made no noise and not have to breathe. When the singer his nakedness and famousness, I think he is crying out for help.

    OpinionHeadon April 19, 2004   Link
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    Let me clarify my random comments...The singer would rather be a 30-foot smurf that made no noise and didn't breathe because the smurf would have to deal with life. When the singer asserts his nakedness and famousness, I think he is crying out for help. Everybody wants fame but the singer is warning them that fame isn't worth the price. There's a big old dollar sign on the sunset strip...could mean that all those Hollywood honchos want is money.

    OpinionHeadon April 20, 2004   Link
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    Wow I love this song, one of my personal favs off of the album. I think i might make a new screen name or 2 usin this title...

    DuTcHoVeNon December 23, 2004   Link
  • 0
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    One day I'm gonna' be naked and famous. My name's Vic Savino, remember it...

    victoryguy11on May 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    strange, i always thought it was "big 30 foot smirks" which makes more sense to me... but i guess the presidents thought otherwise.

    LevitateMeon May 30, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    i think this song is about drugs that make you hallucinate

    teargasdiscoon December 26, 2006   Link

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