I was so upset that i cried all the way to the chip shop,
When i came out there was gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeah Julie and they were both laughing at me

Oh she is cruel and harmless to pack me for gordon
Just coz he's better looking than me,
Just coz he's cool and trendy,
But i know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron x3

Oh shes a slag and he's a creep,
She is a tart, he's very cheap,
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough,
She is a bitch he is a puf.

Yeah yeah its not fair, yeah yeah its not fair

I'm so upset

Im so upset, im so upset
yeah yeah its not fair, yeah yeah its not fair.

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but hes bigger than me innit
I know I'll get my M* Barry to hit him
Yeah but Barry's a M* of his aint he
Oh well, I dont care

i dont care, i dont care
Coz shes a slag and he's a creep,
She is a tart, he's very cheap,
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough,
She is a bitch he is a puf.


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    General CommentHAHAHA this is succcchhhh a funnny song english accent and all
    AYUL1234on May 04, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti can remember when my brother used to sing this all the way through, al the time- years ago! he cant remember the words anymore-neither can i......hate it when that happens...... its such a comical song! ohhhhhh, wish i cld remember it!..........
    heir2beulahon May 04, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis is such a wicked song, i have two new albums wwith this on and its one of the most played songs on my CD player. I think its good when you want a laf, BIG IT UP to the 70's
    Physco Bitchon June 04, 2002   Link
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    General CommentQuality song! I love it!

    I remember when i was younger my uncle used to play it and when the chorus would kick in he would shout my name or my sisters name over gordon. Needless to say we were gutted at the time, but i love this tune!
    Bushyon February 09, 2005   Link
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    General CommentMy mate stumbled across this, downloaded it onto his other friends phone and we blasted it in the first class carriage to London. Then the ticket inspector came. Good times.
    red_dead_headon May 12, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHah, good song.. god bless this punk album i have
    -wishyouwerehere-on October 13, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI got this on the Teenage Kicks CD - full of 70's/80's punk. It's great.

    But these aren't all the lyrics, are they?
    strider3005on February 25, 2006   Link
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    General CommentFull Lyrics are as follows

    Jilted John


    I've being going out with a girl
    Her name is Julie
    But last night she said to me
    While we were watching telly

    This is what she said………

    She said "Listen John I love you
    But there's this bloke I fancy
    I don't want to two time you
    So it's the end for you and me

    "Who's this bloke?" I asked her
    "Gordon" she replied
    "Not that poof!" I said dismayed
    "yes, but he's no poof" she cried
    "He's more of a man than you'll ever be"

    Here we go --

    I was so upset that I cried
    All the way to the chip shop
    When I came out there was Gordon
    Standing at the bus stop

    And guess who was with him?
    Yeah Julie
    And they were both laughing at me

    Oh she's cruel and heartless
    To pack me for Gordon
    Just because he's better looking than me
    Just because he's cool and trendy

    But I know he's a moron
    Gordon is a moron
    Gordon is a moron
    Gordon is a moron

    Here we go -- 2-3-4

    Oh! She's a slag
    And he's a creep
    She's a tart
    He's very cheap
    She is a slut
    He thinks he's tough
    She's a bitch
    He is a poof

    Yeah yeah - it's not fair
    Yeah yeah - it's not fair

    I'm so upset
    I'm so upset
    I'm so upset

    I ought to smash his face in
    Yeah - but he's bigger than me - ain't he
    I know I'll get my mate paddy to hit him
    He'd flatten him
    Yeah but Paddy's a mate of Gordon ain't he
    Ah well - I don't care
    Oh I don't care
    gsleithon October 09, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI am outraged this only has 8 comments so far. The best song ever written by the best lyricist ever.
    Wallamanageon April 27, 2007   Link

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