If it's easier to discuss this
Privately without you dad the
Minister who doesn't take
Kindly to your pursuits then

I'll oblige.
Was it you that was found
With your pants down
Watching your favourite cartoon

Yelling at the shopkeeper
For the changing of the channel
Say to your self:
"Be still my beating off"

Well it may be inappropriate
For someone in your position
As a cop to satisfy
Yourself at the local blue light disco

Say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
There's no crime when you choose your time
And your place to masturbate in a public place

You will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
Whether or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge will
Look lightly

On your case considering I saw him
Earlier at the footy
Having a quick one off the wrist then
Say to yourself:

"Be still my beating off"


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    ive never heard this song. maybe i should. does anyone else like it??????? hmmm?

    scream_like_conoron August 07, 2002   Link
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    i think its funny, but there are betta songs

    Misguided_boyon December 06, 2005   Link
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    such a weird song, the timing etc.

    i think its pretty obvious: all males masterbate, whether we like to admit it or not, but do it privatly coz its frowned upon in western (christian) society.

    fiascodagamaon November 02, 2006   Link
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    The title of this song is a play on expression "be still my beating heart" which means to try and calm yourself down when you see something that gets you worked up sexually. If you get horny in public don't jack off because you'll get in trouble

    StonedGoaton January 31, 2007   Link
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    fiascodagama: in which societies is masturbation NOT frowned upon??

    shavenYakon May 02, 2007   Link
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    The masturbation appreciation society.

    beergoggles69on November 04, 2007   Link

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