"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" as written by and James M. Franks....
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a** when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would you f*** me for blow?


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"The Ballad of Chasey Lain" as written by James M. Franks

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    General Commentmy favorite bloodhound gang song ever, next to Fire Water Burn
    girlchoosesboyon June 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHAHAAH. this song is great
    NicoleInWonderlandon March 05, 2003   Link
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    General Comment"Would you fuck me for blow?" is a line where he offers Chasey Lain cocaine for sex...assuming that all pornstars are cocaine addicts.

    They probably put that line in after they met Chasey Lain and relised that she isn't as great as they thought she was.
    Archfoeon May 06, 2003   Link
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    General Commentshe hasnt had mine either :-/
    Jason_Smithon June 06, 2004   Link
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    General CommentTheir music video is pretty NC-17 rated. Anybody at least seen a version of it on t.v?
    discovery21on October 01, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis is my favorite BHG song. god it's fucking funny.
    sixhourson January 02, 2005   Link
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    General Commenthaven't seen it on tv but its great on of the best ever
    sgt.marvon January 13, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI've seen the edited and unedited version of the video... great video... great song... great band... great pornstar...
    greyfox28on February 07, 2005   Link
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    General CommentChasey Lain really isn't that nice looking. Aurora Snow and Aria Giovanni are where it's at...
    quiffpornon February 08, 2005   Link
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    General CommentApparently one of the band members wanted to have sex with her and couldn't understand why she wouldn't, since she is a porn star.

    The part "Would you fuck me for blow?" is hilarious.
    kmk_natashaon March 26, 2005   Link

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