The whole world is watching me
As I light up the TV screen
My life’s a parade
But I’ve got it made
I hope everyone will see

I want my ratings to go up
I hope you all wish me luck
I’ll act like I care
About your welfare
And I’ll pretend I’ll stay in touch

I want to be on your good side
I’ve got nowhere else to hide
Everything that you hear
May not be sincere
At least my voice is amplified

I think my credibility has gone away
The colors on your television will turn gray
I’ll make a living while i exploit everyone
I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come onto my talk show
I’ll share everything I know

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    General CommentThis has to do somewhat with hypocrisy. He's asking people to come on his talkshow because he will act as if he new everything and all. But all he wants is the money and fame "Everything that you hear, May not be sincere,
    At least my voice is amplified"
    BigWillyStyleon July 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti hope they werent thinking about conan when they wrote this...

    but its a fucking sick song =)
    beergoggles69on December 04, 2004   Link
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    General CommentNah, this makes me think more of Dr. Phil than Conan...

    "I'll act like I care
    About your welfare
    And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch"

    You know how he's always acting like he's all full of sympathy and whatnot when he's really just trying to get more people to watch his show...
    But that's just me. Kickass song btw.
    MusiqueEstUberAlleson March 11, 2007   Link

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