Lip balm on watery clay
Relationships hey hey hey
You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
Angle for the ringside seats
When they fall, don't blame me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

How you gonna teach him to walk
When he can't even finish the
He can't even finish
The songs of the law
Are they civilized or Satanist?
Cater to my walls and see if they fall
Don't leave me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They'll wear you down sometime
Kids like wine
Magic Christians chew the rind
Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let's let'em in

Darling, we're up against it
And there is no time for tie-ins tie-ins tie-ins
Go

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They'll wear you down sometime
Kiss the wine
Magic Christians chew the rind
Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let'em in


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Major Leagues Lyrics as written by Stephen Joseph Malkmus Scott Kannberg

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    'relationships hey, hey, hey...' i like how malkmus can do silly sounding lines ('remember in december'), but somewhere in the sound and intonation they get imbued with something....more....

    a m droneson January 27, 2008   Link
  • +1
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    what does it mean though?!

    shejustwantstorockon November 13, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    Setting: A baby shower The overall tone is how people seem to make very abrupt but seamless transitions in life when you don't see them for a relatively long period of time. In this case, a man who used to have wild times with a wild young woman returns to find her pregnant and living a very tame suburban-like lifestyle. Even though he's happy for her, he still misses her former self and is even maybe a little depressed that he hasn't changed much at all.

    AtlasDruggedon February 02, 2006   Link
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    I think the first line is "Lip balm on watery clay" because it's about an inattentive lover.... Also, The Magic Christian is a novel by Terry Southern.

    dreamsofpavementon July 20, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    does anyone else just love the line: "You kiss like a rock, But you know I need it anyway."

    J3R3M7on November 28, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    LIP BALM ON WATERY CLAY

    westing202on October 19, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    What a gorgeous Pavement song--Malkmus was in his prime.

    Eli_Cashon September 27, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    wonderful song.

    out_of_loveon April 22, 2003   Link
  • 0
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    The guitar solo is just perfect. There's not too much and not too little, and the notes just fit so well. Just beautiful.

    Passengeron May 07, 2004   Link
  • 0
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    gorgeous

    pikachu1559on December 12, 2004   Link

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