"I Need A Chick" as written by Gerald V. Casale and Author Unknown Composer....
I need a chick to suck my dick
I need a dog to lick my hog
I need a cat to stroke my bat
I'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst
I ain't got no field to plow
There's no hole for my pole
I'd fuck a mink stole
I need a woman who understands
There's nothing more spiritual
Than dog style love
And when i find her
I'm going to get down on my knees
I'm going to eat her
'Cause she's the moon


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"I Need a Chick" as written by Author Unknown Composer Gerald V. Casale

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    General Comment*Crowd Boos at Peter's Lousy Performance*
    Uh..Uh.. I Need A Jew that can have a few
    I need a Lover that can use a glover
    I--I--I---I----I--

    *Weird Al Yells "YOU SUCK"*
    *Dexter Throws Peter off the stage*
    Tailsfan2009on July 28, 2009   Link
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    General CommentTaken from "Kenny's Rockpalast Concert"
    (Noodles): Um.. We'd Like to do a Song called "I Need A Chick"
    (Cartman): Oh, For God's Sake.

    *Band Starts to play*
    i need a chick to suck my d*ck
    i need a dog to lick my hog
    i need a cat to stroke my bat
    i'm pukin and sh*tin' and dyin' of thirst
    i ain't got no field to plow
    there's no hole for my pole
    i'd f*ck a mink stole
    *Crowd Starts to Boo*

    i need a woman who understands
    there's nothing more spiritual
    than dog style love
    and when i find her
    *Booing goes Louder*
    i'm going to get down on my knees
    *Starts Throwing Items*
    i'm going to eat her
    'cause she's the m-m-m-m-mooooooooooo
    *Maynard Shocks Noodles*
    (Cartman): YOU SUCK. Come on let's go rock out the concert
    (Kenny): Good Point, dude.
    *"742617000027" plays and Crowd Starts to Cheer*
    Tailsfan2009on August 08, 2009   Link

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