My bum is on the rail!
Bum is on the rail!
Look at Me! My bum is on the rail!

My bum is on the man!
Bum is on the man!
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!(He he he)

My bum is on the step!
Bum is on the step!
Don't fall down the step! You might hurt your bum!

And that's not very fun
if you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!

My bum is on the cheese!
Bum is on the Cheese!
If i get lucky,
I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the Swedish!

My bum is on the gum!
Bum is on the gum!
I can blow a buble with my bum bum bum!

My bum is on the ship!
The battleship!
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
and shoot poo all over the place!
Poo poo!

Cuz that isn't very fun
when they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!

My bum is on the dog!
My bum is on the cat!
My bum is on the phone!
My bum is all alone

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone


My bum is all alone(x12)

Get the poo off my bum!(Get the poo off!)
I need the poo off my bum!
I gotta get the poo off my bum!(Poo poo!)

I wanna hear the cannon!
No! Let me hear the cannon!
No! No! No! No, not the loon!

Bum is alone!(x4)

I wanna hear the cannon!
I wanna hear the cannon! Not the loon!

Yeah! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo off my bum bum!

Can I hear the loon again?

Lyrics submitted by kevin

The Bum Bum Song song meanings
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    General CommentThis song is obviously about a long term relationship between Tom and some other girl (possibly drew barrymore) and his opinions on life. A very serious song when you think about it.
    Rocky1480on May 14, 2002   Link
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    General Commentok no its about him putting things on his bum. duh u fuckin dumbass
    logan_6969on May 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI think Rocky1480 was just kidding logan 6969. At least I hope he was.
    PTW Convergeon May 27, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwell, it COULD be serious if you were a total idiot and confessed your love through poo and bums. like, a gay relationship. uhm, well i take that back. rocky's just shitting himself -- this song is clearly just a joke -- a hilarious one at that.
    desecratedmisaon June 17, 2002   Link
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    General Commentlogan6969, u are the dumbass if u honestly think rockys post isnt a joke
    propheton June 30, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThe lyrics speak for an entire generation they are very moving lyrics i almost cried when i first read them they are the Gone with the wind of all lyrics this is the greatest song ever written
    RichardWardon August 03, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song rockz!!! He is sooo crazy and funny. He cracks me up. Ahhhahaaaaaa!!! Hez kool
    HeYprEttion August 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHopefully richardward is kidding too..this song is not touching itz just hilarious!
    krazyybeautifullon August 30, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI was just kidding... heh
    Rocky1480on March 04, 2003   Link
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    General Commentit's about putting your ass on things (which is fun) and he wrote this beautifull song in the bathroom like 5 minutes before they first aired it on MTV, also he wroe before drew came into the picture
    uncoolmanon June 09, 2003   Link

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