Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'caisson'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for


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Punky's Dilemma Lyrics as written by Paul Simon

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    This song is desperately trying to seem without meaning and pointless. However, it is in fact an analogy about American politics. The narrator, is a chief political figure, who is trying to form his identity as a politician. Maryjane, is representation of the populous under his reign. The reason it is a womans name is because he is trying to romantasise the relationship he has with his people. The brief but simple message from himself, is supposed to be kind and romantic, but its soo annonomous and lacking in sincerity that he fails. He is the man who is leaving through back door, but he is distancing himself from that reality, by denying the First person that he associates himself with in the first stages of the song. At the start the wishful dreams of our narrator are ways of living out his life. Not neccessarily being A KELLOGS corn flake, but rather the idea of being one in the many without a unique identity. the ENGLISH muffin on the other hand, is a far more attention grabbing personnality. Note the difference in discriptions of the two. Kellogs is a faceles multinational company, while an Englishman is instantly recognisable as a man of dignity and class. The final reference to the millitary rank is the asperational hero. The idea of a photo on the piano, is him thinking ab$out how he will be remembered in the iconic/heroic (hall of fame of the masses). South California is either the place that he is returning to after his time in office (if he got at all) OR The place that he would have served as politician. This is the part that I leave to you. What do you guys think about this?

    gauthamanon January 25, 2007   Link

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