Young Jim, as a lad
He looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
and he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's
Head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna
And get real buff
The Captain he said
There's danger ahead
We need some brave men
To sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence,
To make the ocean safe
Once again."

(chorus)
Cleaning up the oceans
Captain Hampton and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish
To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
Ahoy, Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away

Now, seven weeks into the trip
And Jim was sick to death
Of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old... stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom
Our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers
Caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back.

(chorus)

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
Ahoy Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away!


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Captain Hampton & The Midget Pirates song meanings
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    General CommentI [HEART] The Aquabats. Why hasnt anyone else had any damn comments. Well Im going now.
    PeeWeeGirlon April 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentGreat song. If you really listen to any Aquabats song, there's more to them than just silly lyrics! For one thing, they're good musicians, but also, the lyrics have a lot of meaning, and people that make fun of them for being stupid are just shallow.
    monkeyman2020on June 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love the aquabats to death. To hell with anyone who doesn't. But I must say... this is the one song by them besides the radiation song that I don't like.
    NoThankYou!on July 02, 2002   Link
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    General Commentw00t! i love this song! i love the aquabats!!
    uselessdragon March 12, 2003   Link
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    General Commenti just heard these guys a couple days ago and now its all im listening to! they are sooooo cool! oh ja.
    cheekiemonkeeon March 22, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI love the aquabats as much as the next raving fan, but I've got to side with those assholes who say that they're lyrically shallow. They're silly, and I think any profound meaning you find comes from reading too deep into it.
    loserdorkon June 17, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI'm going to have to side with monkeyman, though. Although foremost, they are silly, fun songs. Sometimes, however, it's fun to try to find (or, frankly, make up) those deeper meanings. Maybe this song is about a young boy, who's asleep and dreaming, about sailing the high sees with Captian Hampton, fighting those evil midget pirates for the good of humanity... Mmm?
    RobbeRon April 17, 2004   Link
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    General Commentman, you guys are reading waaaaaay too much into these songs.
    sidekickjonon June 10, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti love this song. we always sing it on the way to school, and whenever my dad drives my car and the cd's in it, he always laughs at this song, great times
    ilovethevalleyohon December 04, 2004   Link
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    General Commentum...yeah...I agree with the shallow kids who say that they're silly. there aren't any deeper meanings in their songs...they're just good clean fun...
    "(chorus)

    La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
    La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
    La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
    La la la la la la la, la la la la la la."

    there ya go.
    CombatChuck000on December 18, 2005   Link

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