"Frontier Psychiatrist" as written by and Carl/kaempfert Sigman....
Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Play the kazoo, let's have it tune
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! Bit , bit bitches and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I, I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh, uh oh, a bird! Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !


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"Frontier Psychiatrist" as written by Carl Sigman Bert Kaempfert

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  • +9
    General CommentI think the actual concept behind this song is to give the listener a glimpse into an insane mind, with people talking all the time, and scary music. whenever i listen to this song it feels like a deep psychosis, circling in my head. but maybe thats because i'm insane.
    Infraon February 07, 2007   Link
  • +5
    General Commentplease watch the music video to this
    it is so good.
    ahmaywahon April 09, 2008   Link
  • +2
    General CommentOne of the best songs that I've listened too all year. I think its about a boy who needs therapy..........But I could be wrong.
    goodmorningmisterjacketon August 04, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI thought it used to say unicorn at the end. Oh well, guess i was wrong.
    P!NK'sLilRebell!onon July 01, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIT HAS A VIDEO!?? must download it! this is GENIUS...espeically for being a psych major! muahahaha....i need therapy....
    shattered_mugon June 08, 2003   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti love the weirdness!
    kuwalaon April 10, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis song is awesome. You should listen to their other stuff too, it's even better. Like "Electricity" is such an energetic song.
    RoCkHaRdeRon December 08, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love the scratches. Good song.
    DrugedintoSilenceon February 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWho knows what this song this means... it awesome though.
    PaloAltoon May 04, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentPure genius, for all those who thought that all the Australians had was INXS and Kylie Minogue. Avalanches will soon rule the world.
    Forevergreenon May 18, 2002   Link

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