Peaceful protest doesn't get the job done
So I wake up for the rally grab my soy milk and my gun
Breakfast with the family get the grub on see what's up
Then I saw my sister had milk in her cup
I jumped out of my chair and sprayed her with my mace
I yelled "vegan power,” and I kicked her in the face
Dad was bugging, he started to run
But he's a meat eater so I pulled out my gun
Shot him in the back, then I shot his wife
That's how it's got to be in defense of all life.


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  • +1
    General Commenthilarious. good clean fun are kings of satire.
    BlackLungFeveron August 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentat the end of the song:

    "I just had the worst dream."
    "Dude, that's not very posi... what was it about?"
    "I had a nightmare that i was.... hardline."
    kungfucaton May 02, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is hillarious.
    bullets2binaryon November 07, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is awesome. And dont diss hardline if you truly dont know what it is. Maybe you do, maybe you dont, but it is a very tough stand to take in life and doesnt require going out and killing people. Yet you cant have a complete revolution without a gun being fired, so maybe they just are already towards the point many vegans need to take, military action. Now its off to Muay Thai practice to learn how to beat people up and then off to the rally with some mace. ~~wink~~
    vgnpwr801on November 13, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song more than anything.

    and no hes not jerking off at the end of the song, hes waking up from a bad dream... its satire on the first song off the black sheep's first record i believe.
    versustheseaon March 26, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is my favorite gcf song. but really, does gcf ever write anything NOT face-meltingly good?
    taylormooreon July 31, 2007   Link
  • -1
    General CommentI do not understand how there are hardline vegans who kill people and beat people up. Hardline is the stupidest thing ever.
    xbrownkidxon November 01, 2004   Link
  • -1
    General CommentIs he masturbating at the end?
    bullets2binaryon November 07, 2004   Link

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