"Being Around" as written by Tom Morgan and Evan Griffith Dando....
If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.

If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
I'm just tryin really hard to make you,
Notice me being around.

If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Why don't you get down on your knees
And scrub me?
I'm a little grubby
From being around.

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"Being Around" as written by Tom Morgan Evan Griffith Dando


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    General CommentThis is such a funny song, it makes me laugh every time I hear it. I don't really think there a deep meaning to it, but it's good never the less.
    goodriddanceon September 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love these lyrics, they're so sweet and funny at the same time.
    mourningthebestofmeon September 01, 2002   Link
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    General Comment"if i was a booger would you blow your nose?" i was told that i would be picked out and stored in a jar for years to come..or flicked at someone lol.
    mourningthebestofmeon September 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentAnthony Green and Craig Owens covered this,
    They dedicated it to each other, lollll :)
    love personifiedon January 03, 2009   Link
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    General CommentThis song never fails to bring a smile to my face. I'm pretty sure, though, that the lyric is "If I was the fridge," not "If I was IN the fridge."
    Bluewaveson September 24, 2010   Link

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