"Doctor Online" as written by and Kim Ljung....
Everbody online ?
It's the beginning of the end
You want things to go faster
It's the beginning of the end
Now everything's too slow for you
It's the beginning of the end
You are one step closer
It's the beginning of the end
Say amen
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
Is the beginning of the end
You know nothing last forever
A beginning of a trend
You need someone there to care for you
Is the beginning of the end
I don't think you understand
Just a beginning of a flat line
Together
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press one
For termination by overdose - press two
If you would like to make a reservation at the end of our drowning pool - please press three
For termination by hanging - please press four
For death by self inflicting gunshot - press five
To speak to a representative, stay online
If you don't wish to die - please hang up now
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone


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"Doctor Online" as written by Kim Ljung

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    General Commentuhm, im pretty sure they say "To speak to a representative, stay alive" not "stay online".
    Sillynesson May 02, 2002   Link
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    General CommentActually, I believe they say "Stay on the line". I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
    OmegaCMon May 08, 2002   Link
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    General Commentah! i love this song, awesome to dance to, it's been in my head for the past two days, & i'm listening to it right now, it is stay on the line ;)
    digitalstitcheson May 31, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti think it says a reservation to visit our drowning pool too...
    digitalstitcheson June 03, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThe song is really cool, but the telephone part has some wrong lyrics.
    It is "if you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool, please press 3"
    "To speak to a representative, stay on the line"
    "If you do not wish to die.."

    Little adjustments..:)
    Eelcoon June 06, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song definately pwnz. :D

    Eelco, right on with the lyrics. They are most probably correct. Go Norwegian (? :) Zeromancer!
    krusheron July 26, 2002   Link
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    General CommentAlex actually said that he got the inspiration for the song from a bunch of teen suicides in Norway. Apparently, a bunch of teenagers went online to find people tocommit suicide with(by way of a website, dronline).

    He also said its about human's dependancy on technology and machines.
    TurnDowntheSunon March 17, 2003   Link
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    General Commenti love this song.
    PoGoon June 19, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song is just GREAT!
    XIIIon January 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentsuch a funny song, i can picture a clinic like the one sung here :°D
    LiquidPrisonon February 02, 2005   Link

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