"Masturbates" as written by and James Euringer....
death with the ba... ba...
death with the ba... ba...
chuck it
television is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking wrist
and so big and so bad and so large

masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
it's so wet and so round and so deep
death with the right gun
i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
nothing but sweat inside my hands

masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
it's so big and so round and so fat


Lyrics submitted by treygrrl, edited by ghostyyy

"Masturbates" as written by James Euringer

Lyrics © JAMES IS A GIRL MUSIC C/O CITRIN COOPERMAN

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  • +2
    Lyric CorrectionTHIS IS NOT THE CORRECT LYRICS IM 100% SURE!

    Death - with - the - the, the
    Death - with - the - the, the
    Death - with - the
    Here we go, here we go, here we go (right girl)

    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it
    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it
    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it

    Television is good but it is not the best
    'Cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking breasts
    They're so good
    And so bad
    And so large

    Masturbation is good, but it is not the best
    'Cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
    It's so wet
    And so round
    And so deep

    Death with the
    Death with the
    Death with the
    Death with the - right girl
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, masturbates, masturbates
    Nothing but sweat inside my hands

    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it
    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it
    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it

    Masturbation is good, but it is not the best
    'Cause nothing beats the feel of your giant ass
    It's so big
    And so round
    And so firm

    Death with the
    Death with the
    Death with the
    Death with the - right girl
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, oh, no
    I'm thinkin' I'mma masturbates, masturbates, masturbates
    Nothing but sweat inside my hands

    Chuck it, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it
    Cyberbird007on October 27, 2010   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.
    kostalkeron December 30, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentoh yeah, this song makes me wanna hump little jimmy urine even more than I wanted to when I saw the picture of him kissing another man...mindlesselfindulgence.com, go to pics, club shows, and behold the beauty of little jimmy urine!
    Urine's_whoreon June 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOne time I got all sweatsy to an infomercial of rockin hits from the eighties because the girl was wearing lace leather and had very large fat chunks.
    kochinutsaon June 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentjimmy's hot. this songs hot. lets make it the national anthem. oh baby yeah!
    ambrmoondragnon August 17, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'd like to have sex with Jimmy... :: sighs ::
    Pretty_Hate_Machineon October 17, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThey really need to make a compilation CD of masturbation songs, just cause they're funny.
    MasterDuncan03on March 08, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahahah yeah, think song rules!
    12_Omega_21on March 11, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI think this song says "FUCK MASTURBATION! I'm gonna go get laid!" The way I see the girls reacting to Jimmy, I think he could have any girl he wants. Boy don't I wish I had that power.
    ForsakenShadowon March 14, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthaha I have 3 friends that have made out with Jimmy Urine....just go to one of his concerts ;) ;) lols
    RandomlyEvilon April 26, 2003   Link

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