I know it's just a figure of speech
but if your breath and your clothes are bad
your destined to teach

I see the president
I see Lincoln
what the hell was 43% of this place thinking

we watch the shuttle launch
read J.D. Salinger
I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger

How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?

check his references,
that's all I'm saying
I think my parents deserve more
for what their paying

he works till 3:00
it's such a racket
all you need are Dockers and
a Members Only jacket

How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?

unprepared,
drunk you swindle academe
all you wanna do
is wrestle with the football team

pass out towels like communion
you're protected by the kid molesters union
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?


Lyrics submitted by black_cow_of_death

How (Did This Loser Get This Job) song meanings
Add your thoughts

3 Comments

sort form View by:
  • 0
    General CommentWhat cd is this song on?
    mascara_cavalcadeon September 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is hilarious and very tasteless! There was actually a teacher on the Challenger. I've never heard anyone joke about that before.
    freehat17on May 10, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is why the vandals are one
    of the best californian punk bands, the rest are crap
    diypunxon March 14, 2007   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain