"Cum On Everybody" as written by Jeff Bass, Mark Bass and Marshall Mathers....
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um, twelve
This is my dance song, can you hear me?
Alright, turn my headphones up
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed
In Curt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob
Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
I freestylin' ever verse that I spit
'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my L-P on your Christmas wish list
You want to get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck"
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry
I'm bored out of my gord
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford
I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
And if you ever see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think I'm a motherfuckin' Beastie Boy
So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like, "Gee, I don't know he might be."
I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert
I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster, peace out
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out 'till I started bustin'
Freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect
I wanna make songs on a fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of

So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight


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"Cum On Everybody" as written by Mark Bass Jeff Bass

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  • +1
    General Commentzps2, you are a dumbass, u fucking cock sucking homo. you wont know real talent if it fucked u in the ass! you need real talent to rap, i want to see ur fagget ass try to rap a freestyle without stuttering right off the top of ur head. so shut the fuck up fucking fudge packer!!!
    zps2_is_a_fagon April 25, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti dont usually post negative comments about songs in general but this song and its lyrics make me utterly sick.
    Jondude11on May 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentALL of his songs and their lyrics make me utterly sick
    watchthefireworkson May 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is tight
    shady_girl2424on May 23, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentKURT COBAIN LIVE'S FOREVER...not you eminem...fuck ya,fuck ya,fuck ya , EMINEM SUX!
    whitepoetton July 12, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is great... you are all losers who think otherwise.
    The_Decocksteron July 18, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBy the way... when I first saw the title of this song, I thought it was going to be about... well, something else. I like it how it is, though!!
    The_Decocksteron July 20, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentcriticizing kurt cobain, eh you wannabe white fucking nigger dick sucking son of a bitch? kurt cobain's rotted rat eaten asshole bone shits more talent than your ass can ever comprehend. i suggest you leave such fucking geniuses out of your music. aside from criticizing REAL musicians(not you talentless motherfuckers who screach bullshit lyrics[anyone can do it] over synth bullshit music with looping drumlines and basseffects) you use real musicians MUSIC! wtf, man you used dream on in your music. fuck all you eminem panzees. long live real music. btw, you know how disco was (was, nobody that was a disco-goer would buy a disco record anymore) a social disease? that's what rap is now. it'll die out and go back to rock n' roll just like it always does(and has, and will).
    zps2on March 16, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentzps2 you are pretty stupid. saying that someone is talentless just because you dont like their music is quite childish. eminem is damn good at what he does. kurt cobain was incredible at what he did. two completely different things that cannot be compared. just deal with the shit and next time....dont listen.
    wags457on March 19, 2003   Link
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    General Commentzps2 you are pretty stupid. saying that someone is talentless just because you dont like their music is quite childish. eminem is damn good at what he does. kurt cobain was incredible at what he did. two completely different things that cannot be compared. just deal with the shit and next time....dont listen.
    wags457on March 19, 2003   Link

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