"Role Model" as written by and Andre Romell/bradford Young....
I am going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me

Mic check 1, 2
We recording?
I'm cancerous
So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les '
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue
Wit' your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit' deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sigh
Either I'm high, or I'm nuts
'Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her
'Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake I-D
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I've been with ten women who got H-I-V
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree
You probably want to grow up and be just like me

Lyrics submitted by piesupreme

"Role Model" as written by Andre Young Marshall Mathers

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  • +1
    General Comment"I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
    A premature birth that was four minutes late"

    too sick for words
    patobrienon December 04, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Comment"I'm runnin out the morgue
    witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch"

    giosipianoon December 20, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is probably one of his best lyrical songs.
    Aerionon May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentfunny song
    logan_6969on June 21, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAnother classic Eminem song... what can I say? It's funny and catchy as hell!
    The_Decocksteron July 20, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song.......OHHH NOOOO!!! :)......that's hilarious.....the only time i've ever laughed at someone's death.....and i don't feel bad.....=T.......eninem has made me a monster
    VinDigitalon August 13, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHe uses sarcasm throughout the whole song...he is proving that kids would not want 2 grow up 2 be like him unless they are already somewhat like him. As big of an Eminem fan as i am, he has showed me a lot of what i should not do...by him sharing his experiences through his songs has showed me that you need 2 be careful who you trust & that drugs aren't really worth trying
    MuSiCgurl24_7on August 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song has the phatest beat. I love it
    slim2phaton September 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentbo, best em tune eva mate
    Boon June 09, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentplease dont say bo again
    purplepeopleeateron April 14, 2005   Link

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