You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid
Chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
'Cause that's where love
Most often starts

Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do

You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied
Reclining in slippers by the fireside
With a wife's constant nagging
For things that you can't provide
Who no longer bears resemblance
To that soft spoken flower
You were so desperate to have for your bride

Too much conversing with a woman
Tends to dull a man's wit

Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world man its too easily unmade

So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her
You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died


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    General Commentone of my favorite songs they've done. it's just so...singable.
    necessityon May 04, 2003   Link
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    General Commentmy favorite part is when the divorced gentleman says "too much conversing with a woman tends to dull a man's wit." it cracks me up every time.
    clapyourhandssayon April 10, 2007   Link
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    General CommentLove this song. it works on so many levels. and i love the random french biblioteque. and i love the message. no point for relationships. god bless of montreal.
    4297headlekon May 07, 2007   Link
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    General CommentWhat a funny song. Love the ending especially -

    As years drag on when you wake up next to her
    You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
    ElyseKernon September 02, 2007   Link
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    General Commentmy favorite part is when the divorced gentleman says "too much conversing with a woman tends to dull a man's wit." it cracks me up every time.
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    Same here! Is that Kevin saying that? (Because I know they have a lot of random guests on the album -- Jeff Mangum holding hands and jumping from the furnace or something.)
    highexplosivelighton November 25, 2007   Link

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