"My Favorite Boxer" as written by and Kevin Barnes....
Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
He goes smasho and everyone cheers
He turns big men into whimpering cowards
He's so strong and how I adore him

But I'm so weak
So much so that I'm afraid
To walk alone down my street
I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
His smile is so white like elephant ivory
He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends
Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

But I don't know many girls
And I certainly don't know any girls like that
Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge
Looking at the water below
When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice
Coming from down the road
It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped
I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
And as they approached my mind went blank
As I struggled to find the words
I was dying to tell him


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  • +1
    General CommentKevin Barnes writes way better than Weezer ever has.
    TheJRaffon April 23, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHeroes can be cunts too, eh?
    Lovely song.
    kemekongkaon December 04, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwhich is why i don't like boxing. Wrestling's sort of ok. 'Ts a male thing.
    pumkinhedon January 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahahaha. this song is hilarious. almost weezer-esque in content.
    sanguineon April 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis guy just needs help with his self-confidence issues. Hopefully he'll figure out that he's probably just as great as Hector in something else, and Hector calling him wimp, mustn't have helped much.
    pumkinhedon March 21, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthilarious song!
    moreproductiveon August 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFunny yet beautiful. Like me.
    Clap Your Handson September 14, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGreat song, not really funny at all as someone earlier said.

    "Funny yet beautiful. Like me."

    Keep telling yourself that.
    Hobbyyon February 11, 2007   Link

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