"Gary's Got A Boner" as written by Paul Westerberg, Tommy Stinson, Robert Stinson, and Chris Mars....
Hut,
Yeah, c'mon

C'mon little Gary, get your head on right
C'mon little Gary, get your head on straight
You're gonna get down
You're gonna finger to her
You're gonna fuck Madonna
You're gonna see her, ohhh

Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
They never helped somebody so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You're gonna stick it to her
You're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, oh, oh, oh

You locked that door, lock up that window
Tell your sister just that opinion
My heartache find, find a way
You're gonna stick it to her
Yea, you're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a soft-on
Enough for no, no, no, no,
Let's go

'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, no, no, no, no
Gary's got a boner no, no, no,
Gary's got a boner no, no, no,
Gary's got it, he's got it


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"Gary's Got a Boner" as written by Paul Westerberg Chris Mars

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  • +1
    General CommentI think the lyrics are wrong.

    The last verse should read something like

    Gary's got a boner (x2)
    Gary's got a soft one
    BUT NOT FOR LONG LONG LONG LONG
    Let It Got
    pumkinhedon October 23, 2006   Link
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    General Commenttrivia:
    soft-on was junior-high wit
    the only folks i ever heard use this form of wit all came from paul's hometown of st louis park
    thunderbatson August 21, 2008   Link

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