"Gary's Got A Boner" as written by Paul Westerberg, Tommy Stinson, Robert Stinson, and Chris Mars....
Hut..yeah...c'mon

C'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on right
C'mon little kiddie (Gary?), get your head on straight
You're gonna get her down
You're gonna finger to her
You're gonna suck me down
You're gonna see her out...

Forget about the lights, girl, and the cars
You never heard somebody so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You're gonna stick it to her
You're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner now

You locked that door, rolled up that window
Tied your sister up by the fender
I don't know if I will
You're gonna stick it to her
Yes, you're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a soft-on
Enough for more, more, more, more
Let it go


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"Gary's Got a Boner" as written by Paul Westerberg Chris Mars

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  • +1
    General CommentI think the lyrics are wrong.

    The last verse should read something like

    Gary's got a boner (x2)
    Gary's got a soft one
    BUT NOT FOR LONG LONG LONG LONG
    Let It Got
    pumkinhedon October 23, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commenttrivia:
    soft-on was junior-high wit
    the only folks i ever heard use this form of wit all came from paul's hometown of st louis park
    thunderbatson August 21, 2008   Link

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