I'm just another little faggot with a problem
fuckin' around over someone elses hard on
i got the balls with the foul smelling dj
suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
i lick clit i like it
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral, or ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
i don't need you and i don't need a break
if i wasn't here, id be out gettin' laid
please, please please play the whole damn song
a two minute song is just one minute and fifty nine seconds
too goddamn long
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i hate jimmy page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
kick us faggots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
bite the future and fuck the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
cause my whole shit will never last
i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like that song five year old pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause its got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
and fear what might be weird
and all those voices in my head
have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world
bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
ill kiss my ass with a muthafuckin' smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
ill show ya how official midgets jack me off
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i hate jimmy page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
kick us faggots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
bite the future and fuck the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
cause my whole shit will never last
one day I'm a do the fuckin' ohhhhh
I'm a screw the fuckin' ohhhh
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is
and there's no need to ask it
put this out his back
and he won't break the shit
i said that he's nothing
i said that he's nothing
i make the laws
i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down
don't forget to fuck yourself
you're so wrong with yo' jive you don't know me
why the hell you come to gimmie this
your so wrong with your jive now
there are some things in life i don't like
and thus is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who the fuck give a shit
yo not i, i am destined to die
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i hate jimmy page kick us faggots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
fuck the future and bite the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
cause my whole shit will never last
ill show you how official midgets fuck me off, oh baby ill show you how official midgets jack me off, oh baby with the..
ill show you how official midgets jack me off
ill show you how official midgets jack me off


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    Well folks. some of you people are clearly missing the entire point of this song. This song was not ment to, in any way, directly make fun of Jimmy Page. it was simply ment to take the seriousness off of the whole "rock" scene. the fact that people believe that Jimmy Page is a "rock god" or "legend" is completely fictional, its just a matter of opinion. Its wasn't ment to piss off Jimmy Page, he probably doesnt even know this song exists. It was ment to piss off all of the hard-ass tough guys of the world who think just because they like Led Zepplin they are "bad ass" and just keep waiting for the next mainstream rock song to come on the radio. Look at the name:"Mindless Self Indulgence" it is a big joke basically saying: "Why is Jimmy Page still so big? Why wont these people like me?" its a joke. the irony in the fact that they think thier own music sucks, but at the same time it still manages to piss you fine led zepplin loving people off, who probably just look emo now days anyway. "I'll show you how official midgets jack me off."

    Thanx, homophobes.

    IhateJimmyPage1989on April 07, 2009   Link

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