"Bob Turkee" is the fourth of eight songs on NOFX's 1986 extended play (EP), [i]So What if We're on Mystic![/i] It was later featured on two Mystic Records compilations: [i]Super Seven Sampler[/i], which took one...
We don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits

Bob Turkee's a dick
Bob Turkee's a dick
Bob Turkee's a dick (turkey)
Bob Turkee's a dick

He has a beer belly
He doesn't drink beer!
He doesn't like girls
He's such a queer!

Bob Turkee's a dick
Bob Turkee's a dick
Bob Turkee's a dick
Bob Turkee's a dick

Bob Turkee, he's such a dick (x4)

Well, we don't like him
He's such a geek
He wears funny glasses
He has so many zits
He's such a dick

MELVIN: Hey, why don't you like that guy?
MIKE: I guess he's not such a bad guy after all ...


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    General Commentsuch an underrated song
    DustinDon September 27, 2009   Link
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    General CommentThis song is apparently about a real guy named Bob Durkee. I'm not sure if they are joking or not. I thoroughly enjoy the last part, though (which is absent from this transcription):

    "Why don't you like that guy?"
    "I guess he's not such a bad guy after all..."
    [laughing]
    [punk rock ending]
    BobbyMcRon June 08, 2004   Link
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    General Commenthaha nioce
    Alk3gurlon January 03, 2005   Link
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    General Commenthaha nioce
    Alk3gurlon January 03, 2005   Link

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