"Pseudo Suicide" as written by Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Les Claypool and Trey Anastasio....
Gasoline Vaseline
Benzene Amphetamine
All the chemicals in between
There ain't no cure for suicide
Knew a man he went to jail
His momma couldn't raise his bail
Found him dangling in his cell
There ain't no cure for suicide
She was quite a dainty thing
He held her with a diamond ring
She never did have her final fling
Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Bitch'in here
Bitch'in there
Bitch'in damn near everywhere
There ain't no cure for suicide (x2)
Buttered toast
Greasy roast
You all remember Danny most
Use to hit us coast to coast
Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
With a pain that thrives inside my neck
And lately I say what the heck
Gotta pry myself up off the deck
Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
I really can't remember when
It didn't flow right from the pen
When it don't I'll carpenter again
Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Once upon a greasy day
I had an opportune to play
Flanked by ol' Stew and Trey
Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Seven seconds after I dissolve into the fiery gates of hell
Locked up in a plastic tube where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell
Pseudo Suicide
He awoke to find that he was tumbling like the bills of buffalo
Pallid in a backwards way of living was the quickest way to go
Pseudo Suicide


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"Pseudo Suicide" as written by Stewart Copeland Les Claypool

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    General CommentLet me shed some insight. well the line "there ain't no cure for suicide," basicly tells what the songs about. Once your dead, your dead, so be sure you really want to be dead. Also, Les was a carpenture before he became a famouse lyricist/bassist/frontman. So if he is unable to write anymore, hes gonna go back to buuilding rather than kill himself. Trey and Stuart are the other dudes so there you go with that. I don't know who Danny is though so scream if you do.Also it should be notted that this was the last song before their encour at Bonnaroo '06, it was amazing. Afterward Stuart told us he whanted to run naked umong us.
    GreenAndyon August 24, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"Danny" I believe is the ex-guitarist Danny Gatton who killed him self in his garage in 1994. He left no reason for doing it, but he was considered one of the best "unknown" guitarists to hit the scene.
    Flunkieon January 18, 2008   Link

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