"Suck My Dog's Dick" as written by and Wesley Willis....
Lick a camel's ass
Lick a moose's dick
Suck my doggie's cock
Suck a honeybadger's ass

Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick

Suck a racehorse's bootyhole
Suck a snow leopard's ass
Suck a constipated goat's dick
Suck my Doberman Pinscher's cock

Suck my dog's dick (4x)

Suck a jackass's dick
Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk

Suck my dog's dick (4x)

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Goose Island, It's Chicago's Crab Brewer.

Lyrics submitted by mooziq

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    General Commentsuck a honeybadger's ass, mothafucka!

    could any truer words be spoken? this guy is too much!
    roger wilcoon June 16, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI first heard this song because I thought I was downloading a "rare" Nirvana song cover, and got this instead. One of the funniest songs ever. XD
    Onamakason September 30, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about a man who bet on a horse to win a race, but it didn't win. So he went up to the horse, telling it to suck on his dog's dick, as well as the bootyhole of the horse who did win. He is really mad at this horse because he bet a lot of money on it. The constipated goat is in fact his wife, she's not a goat, she's just really ugly. The moose and the honeybadger are just their children.
    Joke_Accounton March 05, 2005   Link
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    General CommentFigures the lyrics here are missing two lines, one of which is the one I came to the page to see what it said! C_C

    Before 'suck a jackass's dick, suck a buffalo's ass fucking jerk' there should be 'suck a (something's) dick, suck a llama's balls'.
    user_lainon April 07, 2007   Link
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    General Commentuser_lain,
    something = klipspringer's
    funkboyon September 29, 2007   Link

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