I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there

I�ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

I�ve got a theory we should work this out

It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
Because witches
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power
And I�ll be over here

I�ve got a theory
It could be bunnies

[crickets chirp]

I�ve got a -

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies

Or maybe midgets?

I�ve got a theory
We should work this fast
Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's passed

I�ve got a theory It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Hey, I�ve died twice

What can't we face
What can't we face?
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
We're together
There's nothing we can't face
Except for bunnies


Lyrics submitted by Rosiega1218

I've Got a Theory / Bunnies / If We're Together song meanings
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    General CommentLOLOLOLOL!!!! Only one thing to say about this song:
    It must bebunnies!
    slave2discoon February 03, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI LOVE the bunny part! It's sooooooo funny! hehehehe
    FeyTHon May 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentIT MUST BE BUNNIES
    jayandnaton February 09, 2006   Link
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    General Commentand whats with all the carrots?
    Sea_Of_Faces90on April 12, 2006   Link
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    General Commenty'all shouldn't be crackin wise here. there's nothin funny about bunnies. creepy little rodents.
    cantide8405on July 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWhat's the title of this song? I've got a "theroy"? Oh, child! Bless your heart. Sounds painful!

    The bunnies part is so totally the best, and it's so totally inspired by Alanis Morrisette. Kinda like "Ironic" meets "You Oughta Know" but about bunnies.

    I also like Willow's parts, and I almost always do the Bob Fosse hand moves like Tara does when Willow does her "wacky Broadway nightmare" line. When I listen and do the hand moves on the subway, people look at me funny. Can you imagine? And the way Willow looks at Anya after the bunnies rant is priceless. I love Willow. She reminds me of my cousin Joan. And one time, at band camp. . .

    And what IS with all the carrots AND with the way Buffy says/sings certain words. "It doesn't mattaaaaahhhh". Was she turning into Madonna with a faux British accent? That's my theory. Or is it theroy?
    smellykellyjayon November 08, 2006   Link
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    General Commentyea buffy's voice sounds a little too dark in parts and deff too covered.
    vampirella666on June 02, 2007   Link
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    General Commenti think all of them did a great job singing. i was really impressed with xander, i liked his parts. and of course i loved anya, i do believe she is my favorite character.
    cryostrichon July 19, 2008   Link
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    General CommentFuture Band Name: Or Maybe Midgets
    FaerietaleDreamson March 07, 2012   Link

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