"Your Only Friends Are Make Believe" as written by Roger Andrew Taylor, John Taylor, Andy Taylor, Simon Le Bon, Nick Rhodes and James Franks....
Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
'Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)

Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran


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"Your Only Friends Are Make Believe" as written by Simon John Charles Le Bon James M. Franks

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    General CommentOkay, now seriously.
    You guys know what this song means. No one knows you better than yourself.
    Angry Saron July 02, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentc'mon, you people suck. This song is funny as hell
    NaziRacist666on June 06, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentMy radio name is gonna be Touchie McFeelie. hellhairyass!

    best line: "why are you inside my house? you're just my fuckin' mailman?" y'know I've wondered that myself.

    I always got freaked out when Mr. Rogers took off his shoes. I always hoped he would never take off his socks. haha!
    Angry Saron July 02, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song, it's so hilariously. I laughed while listening to it even when I had no friends. I know that their is some truth behind Angry Sar's explanation but I think that's a coincidence and not what Jimmy Pop intended.
    River Wolfon February 20, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAre you Jimmy Pop?? Who wants to know... LOLOL

    Wow... this is the first time anyone's ever taken my interps seriously. that made my day.
    Angry Saron May 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwhats wrong with Captain Kangaroo?.
    SmotPokeron March 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'd say it's about Fred Rogers being a complete nutjob
    PenisTheCockon May 29, 2012   Link

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