"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" as written by James M. Franks and Matthew Stigliano....
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

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"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" as written by Matthew Stigliano James M. Franks

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  • +2
    General Comment'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes'...i'm a dude and thats realy untrue..
    sounds like this guy doesnt like giving it.
    kid-44on March 17, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is a mad song!!!
    I heard this song on a crusty demons of dirt motox movie. Its a really good song!!!
    harris_101on April 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis Song is soooo COOL!!!
    I really funny!! :):):)
    seanoon April 17, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHehehe...
    noneedfordavon July 02, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthee hee hee, gross, luv it
    o0omissyo0oon October 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe video is so damn weird. I used to watch it all the time in high school. Jimmy Pop is dressed like a geek and runs around a coastal town with a fish.
    ShesMyAlcatrazon December 12, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahahahahaha this song is great........absolutely hilarious
    rock_goddesson August 03, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentXD I can always rely on BG for a good laugh
    diruluvsyouon November 28, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about the duality of male and female parts, the more dominant male part and the submissive, receptive female part, and about the odors between them.
    CoverSlideon February 14, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI heard that this was inspired by Jimmy Pop's girlfriend and I guess he didn't like the smell of her.
    Cabrosaon April 19, 2007   Link

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