"Heaven Is A Halfpipe" as written by and Matthew Thomas/edney Meschery....
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit


Lyrics submitted by punker87

"Heaven Is a Halfpipe" as written by John Edney Mattew Meschery

Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing

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    General CommentWHAT CAN U SAY ...?
    loseron May 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song will never get old, i still really like it!!
    and how come they have released like 2 songs and no more??
    They should release sum more!!
    Lostprophets!on June 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentGreat song... pretty damn humorous. I played it for my friend though, and he was like, "How do you listen to this crap?" But then again that's him, over reacting because they are making a little fun of heaven...
    RemyKilledElvison June 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHey, nobody's seen heaven and lived to tell about it... That may be what heaven's like. I sure hope so anyway.
    kaisuteon July 01, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyer man i wish heaven will be this huge halfpipe so i can state all day long........ but this song man the teenies wrecked it for me and my friends we heard it first then everyone started singing it soooooooooooo annoying but now its starting to get back to the good side
    hippypippypunkskaon September 16, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhy did he * out CHRIST? but yet he puts in the F word sand stuff. I don't understand that. oh well
    Emericanskateron October 05, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is one of those songs that i LOVE to air guitar to, lol proves how stupid i am doesnt it?
    alfrimon July 03, 2004   Link
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    General Commentperhaps he doesnt want to offend anyone by saying christ
    alfrimon July 05, 2004   Link
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    General CommentBut he'll say 'fuck' 42 times in another song?
    shadowwiththeeyeson September 25, 2004   Link
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    General CommentWell, it was good at the time... but its got kinda old and irratating. In truth its not a bad song, but this is a band of little tallent.
    Iowa $evenon November 24, 2004   Link

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