i once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere i go
people would ask me
where she was
i don't want to talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead

i say its leukemia
or sometimes bulimia
or a great big truck ran her
over and chopped off her head
i don't want to talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she's dead

i guess theres a part of me
that likes the sympathy
or the looks on their faces
when i tell them how she passed away
i don't want to talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she's dead

my girlfriend's dead
my girlfriend's dead you see
its a total lie
but its easier on me
than having to admit
that she likes someone else
my girlfriend's dead
my girlfriend's dead you know
please change the subject
im going to go
jump off a building
and join her in heaven

i don't want to talk about her
someone always asks about her
i don't want to talk about her
someone always asks about her
so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead


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    General Commenthehe. i like this song. it's really good. and it's sorta..not funny. GO VANDALS.
    peachiedawlie182on April 15, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthaha Hilarious song.... the vandals are definatly the funniest group probably followed by nofx or icp... newayz this is the best song off of Hitler Bad Vandals Good...
    NOFXJuggaloGirgoon April 17, 2002   Link
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    General CommentReminds me of Happy Gilmore's ex-Girlfriend...
    Squall3600on May 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentReminds me of Happy Gilmore's ex-Girlfriend...
    Squall3600on May 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentShe fell of a cliff on impact and died, ya know...
    Squall3600on May 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentYea, I'm a n00b, I got that part wrong...
    Squall3600on May 18, 2002   Link
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    General CommentIt's 'She Fell off of a cliff and died on impact, ya know...'
    Squall3600on May 18, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about how they fucking sold out to the fucking radio. it's also about how they like making love to eachother!
    FuckFuckFuck00on May 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhat's so funny about this song?
    scimonkey300on May 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthey fuckfuckfuck00 what the hell r u talking about i've never heard a vandals song on the radio station and if u actually did its prolly a local station that plays punk rawk so all the other punk bands on there would be sellouts and thats not fair for u to call em sellouts cuz i'm sure that thats station did not get permission to play it so just go fuck your selfs u dumbass VANDALS RAWK!!
    DrAG mE DOwNon June 09, 2002   Link

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