"Jonnie's In The Bathroom" as written by Courtney M Love and Eric T. Erlandson....
Dear Diary,
I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be a model,
so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos. The
most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend; that's why I'm writing.
You see, I met this guy. . .

"Oh, yeah, what's going on up there?"
"Did you have dinner yet?"
"Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass?"

"Oh I need you girl"
"I need you girl?
"You need me, boy?"
"Yeah....yeah I need you too."
"I need you too, baby."

Dear Diary, I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in English Acid tonight and he's just incredible.
He's got this long, straight, black hair and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet, black boots, etcetera..

"You'd like to lick my pussy. It's a lickable pussy..."
"Hi baby, how you doin'?"
"Well all y'all want some pussy?"
"Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it."

...the guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...

Lyrics submitted by ShiverForMe, edited by scottdoesntknow628

Jonnie's In The Bathroom song meanings
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    General Commentbest song to own on vinyl. it's like sticking your hand in a pile of shit.
    rustytheskatemakeron December 05, 2004   Link
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    General CommentEric Erlandson, guitarist of Hole, explains in a Q&A thread on Kittyradio, "the johnnies in the bathroom stuff was taken from a call courtney and i made to a phone sex line. hilarious."
    izzythebeaston January 27, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis isnt even a song
    orangesliceon December 21, 2005   Link
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    General Commentit's still good though. it's different
    alex_0203on January 20, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis is not a fuck'n song. truth be told i have never ever listened to it the whole way through because it made me feel weird i know it's soppossed to be funny (it kind of is ) but it's more gross than funny
    grunge girlon October 07, 2006   Link

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