Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin-tight clothes
Cinched waist no cunt to piss with
A stamp on my ass
Little girls hateship me
But that´ll never come to pass
But at last...

I´m turning over a new loaf
I´m eatin dry toast
I´m wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging

What if I had a mastectomy?
Would they buy a one-titted Barbie?
With whiskers clogged-up pores
You know they´d take me out of the stores
Kids don´t like me
Moms are mad
I´m going off the market cuz I look so sad

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie - ass is dragging
Her ass is dragging yeah her ass is sagging

Female pattern baldness befell
Barbie wigs so no one can tell
A Barbie with age spots well I never
Vericose veins would sure be clever
"Pluck my eyebrows" Barbie today
Shave my toes and back today

Imagine if my eyes were crossed
Or if my hair was grey and coarse
With a sneer on my face
And stain in my panties
A hairy crotch an extra nipple!

I´m turning over a new loaf
I´m eatin dry toast
I´m wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite

Crying tears of Crisco grease
Was I a beauty
Am I a beast?

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie - ass is dragging
Her ass is dragging - her ass is sagging


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    General Commentno comments for this amazing song? the message this gets across is brilliant. very clever.
    concretedreamson July 20, 2006   Link

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