The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.

Don't do it! No!
Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all
Squid put the dog gate up
So he couldn't get to the third floor
But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,
Chased him in circles, from noon until four

Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,
Came in from playing one day
And he was dead on location
A gerbil stiff as a board
Staring blankly at the world
Now he wont play on his wheel anymore

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!


The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!

A little later on in life came a gerbil couple
They got together, had some babies
but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off
Squid came too late to pull him off
More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot


Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No! No! No! No!

You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
And I told you not to go

You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
Now you're choking on a bone!


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    General CommentI think this one is about the day Squid's gerbil died. One of the funniest and best things they recorded
    TonyInPortlandon March 29, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI think this one is about the day Squid's gerbil died. One of the funniest and best things they recorded
    TonyInPortlandon March 29, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI think this one is about the day Squid's gerbil died. One of the funniest and best things they recorded
    TonyInPortlandon March 29, 2005   Link
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    General Commentyerp! this song is amazingly funny and brilliant :D
    pimpingpastaon January 12, 2008   Link
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    Song FactFun fact: Squid's animal was actually a Hamster, but they changed it to Gerbil so it could rhyme and flow more easily.
    RatsKingon August 22, 2014   Link

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