Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News

My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue
Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?
Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!
Signed, Hairy and Blue

Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue
I can't imagine who would want some
Stop shaving and get it waxed
No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News

I married my dad, my mom's my aunt
I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,
Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy
Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.

Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?
You just admitted your life is a flop
Go to the ashram, chant up a storm
You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News


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